Allergic to Purple Mushrooms, Part 1
Saphira is Hungry |
Saphira
Mistwalker stands in her cave in Taibreamh. Her stomach rumbles and she groans.
Ever since parts of the River Lands vanished into the mist, she has been
hunting further afield for food. Hobbit food may be tasty, but dragons need
good red meat to survive and grow.
Saphira
wonders if she should part with a few gold coins from her hoard and just pay a
hobbit or human farmer for a cow? She leaves her cave with extra gold in her
pouch and flies south to the Shire.
A bored Fae
is a dangerous thing and Fae Talia was bored.
Looking for
amusement, Talia flew to the market, only to find it closed. On the way, she
spotted a cow, eating grass contentedly outside the barn. "I need a steed to ride." Fae Talia
flew lower and landed on the back of the cow. The cow mooed in surprise and
dropped the grass from its mouth. "Giddy up, cow!" called out Talia.
She leaned forward like a horseback rider readying for a race. The cow stood in
place, only moving to look at the odd Fae. "You're no fun cow, and now I'm
thirsty from trying to ride you." Fae Talia looked around and all she
could see was the river and a well.
"Water.
Phooeey! I want cream." Fae Talia slid off the back of the cow, and tried
to milk it. Fae are usually not skilled with running a farm, and all Talia
managed to do was to spill a few drops of milk on the grass. "Are you empty, cow? I need something to
drink." Talia searched her flower dress pockets for something to drink.
All she could find were purple Fairy mushrooms. "I know cow, I'll feed you
Fairy mushrooms. Their magic will make you produce gallons of purple
cream."
Talia Feeds Purple Mushrooms to the Cow |
Talia held a
purple mushroom to the cow. The cow sniffed at it, and then took a few bites. "Now,
where is the cream?" Talia tried milking the cow again, but only managed
to find a few more drops of white milk. "Still
empty, cow? I guess the Fairy mushroom magic doesn't work on you."
Hearing
voices, Talia walked away from the barn and down the path.
Saphira spies
a camp in the northern part of the Shire and her keen eyes spot Archdruid
Fiesty. She smiles and drops to the ground.
Myrtle Sackville: "Hello Archdruid. Who is that?" Myrtle
wrinkles her nose
Saphira:
"Greetings my lady. I am called Saphira Mistwalker. I am Ambassador from
the Shadow Dragon clan to these lands."
Myrtle:
"Well, um Goodday". Myrtle stares at the creature.
Fiesty Lotus:
"Myrtle, mind yer manners"
Saphira
Mistwalker: "Quite the refugee camp you have here. Not near as many fled
north to Taibreamh."
Fiesty:
"Them humans came this way cause it’s on the way ter Bree"
Saphira nods.
"I can understand."
Myrtle purses
her mouth in a sour line
Saphira:
"Perhaps you ladies can help me. With the River Lands vanished into the
mist, my hunting opportunities are limited. Do you know a farmer here who might
be willing to part with a cow for a couple of gold pieces?"
Fiesty:
"Oh my, that is dreadful"
Saphira sees Copper Lotus walk over.
"Ah, greetings Master Copper."
Copper:
"Greetins Ter you"
Fiesty: "Oh, I may have a cow fer you
ambassador"
Saphira
smiles when fae Lady Talia comes into view. "Greetings Lady Talia. So good
to see you."
Fiesty nods
to Fae Talia.
Talia Sunsong sings a song about purple cream as she waves a
purple mushroom about. Greetings"
Saphira looks
askance at the purple mushroom.
Fiesty:
"May I introduce you to Myrtle Sackville?"
Fiesty whispers
"Myrtle say hello nice now"
Myrtle:
"Greetins um Fae"
Talia:
"Hiya Lady Hobbit"
Copper:
"Good ter see you Fae Talia"
Talia:
"Hello Copper want a purple mushroom?"
Saphira:
"Lady Talia, I am hunting for dinner; have you seen any stray cows
wandering about?"
Fiesty:
"I got a likely one by the stables"
Talia:
"I saw a cow that a way"
Fiesty:
"We shure can't let the Ambassador starve"
Saphira:
"Well let's take a look Lady Fiesty."
Saphira
follows Fiesty to the Shire stables with the others trailing along behind.
A Crowd Gathers |
Fiesty:
"here be a cow I kin let go fer a paltry 10 coppers"
Talia tries
to talk to the cow by "moooing"
Saphira:
"Ten copper? that is quite reasonable. Is it in good health?"
Talia:
"Moooooooo Moo Moooo"
Saphira:
"I'm not terribly picky, but I wouldn't want to take a really healthy one
if someone else needs it."
Myrtle tags
along
Talia:
"If you are hungry I have purple mushrooms I'll sell for a shiny"
Copper comes
to see the show
Talia sings
"Fae love cream, just like it seems. Any color will do, purple too". Talia
dances about
Saphira looks
critically at the cow, "Aye Lady Fiesty, I would be happy to buy this cow
for 10 copper."
Fiesty nods.
"done then"
Saphira hands
Lady Fiesty a silver coin
Fiesty takes
the coin
Fiesty:
"You go to it then Ambassador"
Fiesty: "Shall
we look away?"
Saphira looks
around and nods. "You may want to look away. Not everyone wants to watch
dragons devouring their meal"
Fiesty nods
and averts her gaze
Talia:
"Is it terrible?" "Will my heart stop beating from
watching?"
Saphira:
"Well, I am in humanoid form, so it won't be too bad."
Talia covers
eyes with flowers
Fiesty turns
around
Copper looks
on curiously
Myrtle glares
at the demon
Saphira waits
for the watchers to look away, then draws her dagger and swiftly and mercifully
dispatches the cow.
Fiesty
flinches at the sounds
Saphira is
starving, and immediately cuts and rips large chunks from the cow and gobbles
them down.
Myrtle looks
startled and tries to hide her trembling
Saphira pats
her rounded stomach a few minutes later and smiles, since she has not eaten
well in more days than she cares to remember. She lets lose a decidedly
unladylike belch. She considers how or if she can transport the rest of the
carcass home, because she is still in her humanoid form.
Talia hears
the belch "Are you done? Can I remove the flowers from my eyes now?"
Copper looks
on. "yer want some help with that?"
Copper:
"I kin get me scouts ter take it where yer need it"
Saphira feels
a strange tickling all over her body. She looks down amazed: her skin has
turned a decidedly yellow cast, with strange purple dots appearing everywhere.
To be continued....